by Carlos Wong
Feel the kittens! Feel sublime! Get on up, it’s Catfe time! Catfe is like a Starbucks petting zoo with cats.
DO YOU LIKE CATS?
DO YOU LIKE COFFEE, BOBA, TEA, AND EPIC PASTRIES?
THEN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS:
THIS IS A PLAN FOR A MOTHER FUCKIN’ CAT CAFE. A LITERAL CATFE. THESE SUCKERS ARE HELLA POPULAR OVER IN JAPAN. BUT ITS ONLY RECENTLY THAT A FEW SMART AS FUCK ENTREPRENEURS IN THE STATES STARTED TO CONTEMPLATE THE IDEA OF HAVING THEM IN AMERICA.
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS A CAT CAFE, YOU ASK?
A CAT CAFE IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER CAFE IN YOUR TOWN, BUT ITS FULL OF MOTHER FUCKING CATS. THAT’S RIGHT, INTERNET: CATS. RESTRAIN YOURSELVES I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT SHIT. YOU GET TO GO IN, DRINK YOUR COFFE/BOBA TEA/WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, AND PLAY WITH THE COOLEST CATS AROUND. ITS ALL THE FUN OF OWNING A CAT WITHOUT HAVING TO VACUUM YOUR HOME EVERY TWO HOURS.
SO WHY AM I EXCITED?
WELL FOR ONE BECAUSE THESE AWESOME GUYS HAVE PARTNERED WITH BEST FRIENDS ANIMAL SOCIETY, A GIANT AS FUCK NO-KILL SHELTER. ALL OF THE CATFE CATS ARE GOING TO BE RESCUE KITTIES GIVEN A HOME AND A HUNDRED FUCKING PEOPLE A DAY TO RUB ALL OVER AND BE LOVED BY. WHAT’S MORE THEY WANT TO PUSH FOR NO KILL LOS ANGELES TO MAKE LA MORE SHELTER FRIENDLY FOR OUR FURRY FRIENDS.
CAT-FUCKING-FE IS ALSO GOING TO PROVIDE PET-CONSCIOUS AWARENESS INFORMATION SO THAT THE BLOKES ON THE STREET WHO WANT TO TURN THEIR OWN HOMES INTO A PERSONAL CATFE KNOW EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO TO BE THE FUCKING RADEST CAT OWNER ON THE BLOCK. WE’RE TALKING SOME SERIOUS CAT CARE KNOW HOW HERE.
AND TO SWEETEN THE FUCKING DEAL THEY’RE ALSO PLANNING ON HAVING PET THERAPY SESSIONS FOR THE ELDERLY AND ORPHANS. ANIMAL-ASSISTED THERAPY HAS BEEN SHOWN TO HELP COMBAT DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY, AMONG A SHIT TON OF OTHER BENEFITS. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?
BUT I DON’T LIVE IN LA, YOU SAY, WHY SHOULD I CARE?
BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKING CAT CAFES, YOU DORK. IDEAS LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAVE TO START IN THE BIGGEST CITIES AND TRICKLE DOWN. BEFORE LITTLE KOKOMO, INDIANA CAN HAVE A THRIVING CAFE FOR CATS LA, SAN FRANCISCO, NEW YORK CITY, AND ALL THE OTHER MAJOR CITIES OF THE US OF A NEED TO GARNER PEOPLE’S INTEREST.
DON’T LIVE IN THE US AT ALL? WHO CARES! IF THE POPULATION OF CAT CAFES EXPLODES IN THE WESTERN WORLD ITS BOUND TO GET PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES AROUND THE GLOBE INTERESTED. LETS POP A CAT CAFE IN EVERY COUNTRY. CUTE CATS FOR EVERYONE.
MAN, YOU’RE SO RIGHT. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER. HOW DO I GET INVOLVED?
THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT THIS IS GREAT. SO CHECK OUT
AND PLEDGE THAT DOLLAR YOU WERE GOING TO SPEND ON A CANDY BAR. OR PLEDGE MORE, BECAUSE THE PERKS ARE PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.
YOU CAN GET BUTTONS
AND FUCKING T-SHIRTS
AND THAT’S JUST GETTING STARTED. LOOK HOW ADORABLE THAT PLUSH IS TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO SNUGGLE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
SO STOP REBLOGING PICTURES OF CATS AND CHECK OUT THE START OF REAL INTERNET CAFES.
[sincerely wishes i contributed more to tumblr and my followers other than reblogging anime]
trying to forget a horrible memory like
Bakuraauto-correct for you
MY DASH DID A BEAUTIFUL THING JUST NOW~
LOOK AT THEIR EXPRESSIONS THOUGH. I JUST-
fat cat running
look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all
It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.
This is a very good point.
|— –Unknown (via psych-facts)|
My sister linked me this and I’m so glad she did. :D
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
Jared on answering the hotel door in his underwear. [x]